If you're like me, you were totally unaware that there's an entire subreddit devoted to showing off a kitty's greatest, most ferocious assets — its murder mittens.
Otherwise known as "claws."
Indeed, the group appropriately titled r/murdermittens allows cat owners a safe place to share the most terrifyingly sweet photos of their furry feline flaunting their scratchers for the world to see. To them, they're a force to be reckoned with. To us, they're very small fur balls with the cutest little claws we ever did see.
Otherwise known as "claws."
Indeed, the group appropriately titled r/murdermittens allows cat owners a safe place to share the most terrifyingly sweet photos of their furry feline flaunting their scratchers for the world to see. To them, they're a force to be reckoned with. To us, they're very small fur balls with the cutest little claws we ever did see.
1. Don't make me use these.
2. All the mittens are out, so he means business.
3. I dare you to sit.
(Hint: not very much, but they're still sort of sharp so watch out.)
4. Gotcha!
5. A very might roar, I'm sure.
6. Wait, what are these mittens for?
And if I ever happened to be on the other end of such an attack, I don't think I could possibly be mad because just look at how fluffy it is!
7. You've been warned.
8. Fear me!
But all I want to do is hold this lil' cutie and listen to it meow all day long because my heart truly can't handle all this cuteness in such a smol package.
9. The ol' razzle dazzle.
Also, anyone else thinking about Halloween now?
10. These mittens aren't for murderin'.
"Hi hooman, welcome home. Missed you. Here are my murder mittens, just in case you forgot. Still super sharp, see? Remember that next time you think about leaving without filling my food bowl first."
11. Consider this a warning.
12. Working on my "roar".
13. Scary stretch.
14. Just a lil' pair of murder mittens.
Except, take a look at those claws and see if you still feel that way. He knows what he's got and he's not afraid to use them!